I Slipped On A Banana Peel

I didn’t really slip on a banana peel but fell when I stepped on a piece of the road a my parking spot.

There are chunks of road here and there and leave it to me to step on one. I will find out Monday what my collateral damage is on my body.

It feels like a hairline fracture in the hand and an ankle sprain.

My insurance switches over on Sunday, so I am having X-rays on Monday.  I know this game, routine, and have been through this before.

If there is a hole, I will fall in it.  We shouldn’t have to walk with our head down should we? I feel like a horse looking for the hay.

My bones leave something to be desired and I seem to be a little accident prone.

I wish someone would pick up the pieces of road downtown.